Have You Met Suicide 2.0 – It’s the hottest new way to regain control of your online life.

You Commit Online Suicide..

yessssss thats’ what I said..

Now quit looking at your screen pretending you don’t know what I’m talking about.  It’s friday and that means DRAMAAAAAA from ya Mamaaaa

Here’s the Drama –

You’ve been out clandestine and meet someone (on the internet). you give them a fake name (side-eye; you betta).  they start out great, then blam it’s time to make agent 007.5 disappear.

This is exactly like that – You Put Out a Hit on Your Persona. It could be those fancy drunk pics you took several years ago sitting on the office copier;  or maybe that topless shot by the pool  in cancun showing off your moobs; or any other undesirable element that makes you want a clean start.

These days many people who are looking for a job, need to get rid of their party and wildtimes evidence online and this tool will help immensely. lots of recruiters look at social networking sites as an indicator of a persons’ character in their off hours. With this tool you can erase any of those tracks on these social networking sites quick and neat before you go job hunting; which should help you build some good online linkage.

By using this tool you are giving yourself a change of face, instantly -

This is your chance to get it – and best of all, IT’S FREEEEEEEE !

web 2.0 suicide machine promotion from moddr_ on Vimeo.

Make more sense now ? uh huhhh, I can see ya smiling over there thinking about how you can clean up your stuff.  just don’t go out and do something so you can clean it up, okayyyyy – be more constructive with your time.

This is from the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine FAQ -

Tired of your Social Network?

Liberate your newbie friends with a Web2.0 suicide! This machine lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and completely do away with your Web2.0 alterego. The machine is just a metaphor for the website which moddr_ is hosting; the belly of the beast where the web2.0 suicide scripts are maintained. Our service currently runs with Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and LinkedIn! Commit NOW!

Why do we think the web2.0 suicide machine is not unethical?

Everyone should have the right to disconnect. Seamless connectivity and rich social experience offered by web2.0 companies are the very antithesis of human freedom. Users are entraped in a high resolution panoptic prison without walls, accessible from anywhere in the world. We do have an healthy amount of paranoia to think that everyone should have the right to quit her 2.0-ified life by the help of automatized machines. Facebook and Co. are going to hold all your informations and pictures on their servers forever! We still hope that by removing your contact details and friend connections one-by-one, your data is being cached out from their backup servers. This can happen after days, weeks, months or even years. So merely deactivating the account is just not enough!

If I kill my online friends, does it mean they’re also dead in real life?

No!

What do I need to commit suicide with the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine?

A standard webbrowser with Adobe flashplugin and javascript enabled. So, it runs on Windows, Linux and Mac with most of browsers available.

If I start killing my 2.0-self, can I stop the process?

No!

If I start killing my 2.0-self, can YOU stop the process?

No!

What shall I do after I’ve killed myself with the web2.0 suicide machine?

Try calling some friends, take a walk in a park or buy a bottle of wine and start enjoying your real life again. Some Social Suiciders reported that their lives has improved by an approximate average of 25%. Don’t worry, if you feel empty right after you committed suicide. This is a normal reaction which will slowly fade away within the first 24-72 hours.

I killed my 2.0-self with the web2.0 suicide machine, but I still have friends in my network?

This can happen to Facebook accounts with more than 800 friend connections. We are very sorry for the inconvenience of being left with a “not fully executed” 2.0 suicide and are currently trying to improve our scripts on this particular issue!

Will the 2.0 suicide machine be available for other networks such as flickr, orkut and plaxo?

We are currently working on improving our products!. Currently we are working on flickr and Hyves, but of course we are eagerly thinking of ways to get rid of our “Google Lifes”.

How does it work technically?

The machine consists of a tweaked Linux server running apache2 with python modules installed. Selenium RC Control is used to automatically launch and kill browser sessions. This all driven by a single python/cgi script with some additional self-written python libraries.
Each user can watch her suicide action in real-time via a VNC remote desktop session, displayed on our website via an flash applet rendered live into the client’s webbrowser. We are also running some customized bash scripts plus MySQL in the background for logging and debugging, jquery/PHP for the website and a modified version of the great FlashlightVNC application built in Flex. Web2.0 Suicide Machine consists of roughly 2500 lines of self-written code.

How much does it cost to kill myself?

Usage of Web 2.0 Suicide machine is for free at the moment. If you want to donate money for hosting, don’t hesitate to get in contact with us!

Pretty Clear Cut – it’s all automated and once you hit the kill switch it’s on.

How about lets say you just want to Kill Your Twitter Profile ?

web 2.0 suicide machine – untwitter from moddr_ on Vimeo.

Of course you knew they’d have one for that too.. Twitter is such a social pit and requires so much maintenance. (btw the song is called “Co’mon lets go) This could be the answer for those who have just grown tired of it all and want to just let it go – like Miley Cyrus, or Lil Wayne; who both publically closed their twitter accounts late last year for just this reason.

Sometimes when I look at the stats for some of my tweeple I see them making 50+ tweets a day. all personal updates. why is this necessary ? don’t they want to keep anything a secret ?  why do people twitter incessently like it’s their personal soap opera and we’re the audience watching on tevee ?

Lately I’ve been considering ways to slim my social profile. this could be a fast and easy way to get rid of personas that you want to just disappear.

Somefolks don’t think it’s such a good thing.. Hmmmm ?

web2.0 suicidemachine meeting the lawyer from moddr_ on Vimeo.

What is wrong with Facebook ? pffffssstt,, anyway I think I’m gonna commit  facebook suicide this weekend. then I can report my fresh clean feelings to you next week. I’m so glad that there are only three icon pics of me on FB and nothing else. that is quite enough.

I watched Stan Marsh commit Facebook Suicide in a recent episode of SouthPark and it was marvelous.  I wondered if  it was a real application; and lo and behold here it is, in the 2.0.  oh yeah… if you go to their site you can get the link to the episode and watch it too. it’s fabulous and it’s all about the bad feelings people develop when they don’t receive reciprocal love from their peers on social networking sites – specifically named was Facebook.

Can You Imagine, Facebook thinks they OWN Your Pics and Image ? I think this is quite enough for a Friday..

Cheerios My Folks,

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