wait no, wait, no; what ? whatever..

that’s how I felt everytime I heard people on the tech news casts talking about the new apple I-Pad.

honestly speaking Ladies, you know what I thought ? honestly I thought steve had just broken down and laid it on the altar. Have Mercy. I digress;

well anyway like everybody else I had the golden fortune to be smack in the middle of one of my nightly rituals; reading my 12 thousand rss feeds and booyah ! the fricken I-Pad was right thurrr.. yupppp rite thurrr.

now don’t take my word for it, but I think most of us Have This Thing Already. so why would you pay $500.00 + dollars for this large print version of an I-Phone that thinks it a Kindle with an invisible credit card slot.

I am asking two people specifically to answer me why you’d get this because I know they have Kindles – Staci of Just Bloggled; and Abby of Daisy the Curly Cat and Harley Too.

You Gals have this Kindle thingy and apparently you like it since you put it on your blogs to talk about it. I don’t have one.  what I do have is a handheld sony clie that I can download my stuff to anytime I want;  toss that sucker into my purse and move out. it also takes pics, and makes movies,  plays soundfiles, podcasts; and all kinda stuff on it’s lil harddrive. which powers those fabu magic gate cards I can pop in at will.  I use that baby pc if I don’t want to look at it live on my smartphone; like when I’m in court, or on a plane.

now Ladies, don’t get me wrong -  I understand yours has a modem and downloads without a cradle. but why would you buy something that charges you each and everytime you want to use it ?

yes people, you have to pay for books, and apparently rss feeds that you download into your Kindle. I know, I knoowwww,,  big ass blackberry without a keyboard; (side-eye)

Please somebody tell me what is so darn dipped in batter and deep fried hot about this new large print version on an I-Phone ?

honesly speaking, I though Steve had just broken on down and made the senior version of the I-Phone.

yes I diddd.. (shakin my own head) okay now please fill me in, cause I thought I was a fairly saavy chica but after seeing this thing, I’m just scratching my head.  hey how do you get that in your purse ? and what kinda sock does it wear when it sleeps ? have mercy,  how do you charge it ? oh I forgot, it charges you. Whoo HA !

I hope they come out with the I-Pad Maxi Soon.. cause I Like to Read Big Books on Heavy Days. yes I said it, yes I did damn betcha I said it.. cause erryoneay’all was thinkin the same damn thang. I’m just game enough to say it.  uh huhh

What’s The Deal With This I-Pad My Peeples ?

Holla @ Me

That Time Of The Month: The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes

Apple’s iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, “Are there any women on Apple’s marketing team?” Answer: Apparently not. (Period.)

From Twitter (for what it’s worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

tjakabon: “It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding.”

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering…

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: “64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model.”

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

(this is my personal favorite) -  andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

By Adam Frucci on twitter

A lot of people at Gizmodo are psyched about the iPad. Not me! My god, am I underwhelmed by it. It has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make buying one the last thing I would want to do. Updated

Big, Ugly Bezel
Have you seen the bezel on this thing?! It’s huge! I know you don’t want to accidentally input a command when your thumb is holding it, but come on.

No Multitasking
This is a backbreaker. If this is supposed to be a replacement for netbooks, how can it possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can’t listen to Pandora while writing a document? I can’t have my Twitter app open at the same time as my browser? I can’t have AIM open at the same time as my email? Are you kidding me? This alone guarantees that I will not buy this product.

No Cameras
No front facing camera is one thing. But no back facing camera either? Why the hell not? I can’t imagine what the downside was for including at least one camera. Could this thing not handle video iChat?

Touch Keyboard
So much for Apple revolutionizing tablet inputs; this is the same big, ugly touchscreen keyboard we’ve seen on other tablets, and unless you’re lying on the couch with your knees propping it up, it’ll be awkward to use.

No HDMI Out
Want to watch those nice HD videos you downloaded from iTunes on your TV? Too damned bad! If you were truly loyal, you’d just buy an AppleTV already.

The Name iPad
Get ready for Maxi pad jokes, and lots of ‘em!

No Flash
No Flash is annoying but not a dealbreaker on the iPhone and iPod Touch. On something that’s supposed to be closer to a netbook or laptop? It will leave huge, gaping holes in websites. I hope you don’t care about streaming video! God knows not many casual internet users do. Oh wait, nevermind, they all do.

Adapters, Adapters, Adapters
So much for those smooth lines. If you want to plug anything into this, such as a digital camera, you need all sorts of ugly adapters. You need an adapter for USB for god’s sake.

Update: Why stop at 8? Here are more things we are discovering that suck about the iPad.

It’s Not Widescreen
Widescreen movies look lousy on this thing thanks to its 4:3 screen, according to Blam, who checked out some of Star Trek on one. It’s like owning a 4:3 TV all over again!

Doesn’t Support T-Mobile 3G
Sure, it’s “unlocked.” But it won’t work on T-Mobile, and it uses microSIMs that literally no one else uses.

A Closed App Ecosystem
The iPad only runs apps from the App Store. The same App Store that is notorious for banning apps for no real reason, such as Google Voice. Sure, netbooks might not have touchscreens, but you can install whatever software you’d like on them. Want to run a different browser on your iPad? Too bad!

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• The Apple iPad (engadget.com)
• iS that iT? (constantlyfurious.blogspot.com)
• Amazon Kindle App Store Download Terms Restrict Developers (tastyslate.com)
• News Story iPad Price is Compelling, but is it Enough? (daniweb.com)
• Google Reader Lets You Subscribe to Any Page on the Web (mashable.com)
• iPad First Impressions (smarterware.org)

wait no, wait, no; what ? whatever..

that’s how I felt everytime I heard people on the tech news casts talking about the new apple I-Pad.

honestly speaking Ladies, you know what I thought ? honestly I thought steve had just broken down and laid it on the altar. Have Mercy. I digress;

well anyway like everybody else I had the golden fortune to be smack in the middle of one of my nightly rituals; reading my 12 thousand rss feeds and booyah ! the fricken I-Pad was right thurrr.. yupppp rite thurrr.

now don’t take my word for it, but I think most of us Have This Thing Already. so why would you pay $500.00 + dollars for this large print version of an I-Phone that thinks it a Kindle with an invisible credit card slot.

I am asking two people specifically to answer me why you’d get this because I know they have Kindles – Staci of Just Bloggled; and Abby of Daisy the Curly Cat and Harley Too.

You Gals have this Kindle thingy and apparently you like it since you put it on your blogs to talk about it. I don’t have one.  what I do have is a handheld sony clie that I can download my stuff to anytime I want;  toss that sucker into my purse and move out. it also takes pics, and makes movies,  plays soundfiles, podcasts; and all kinda stuff on it’s lil harddrive. which powers those fabu magic gate cards I can pop in at will.  I use that baby pc if I don’t want to look at it live on my smartphone; like when I’m in court, or on a plane.

now Ladies, don’t get me wrong -  I understand yours has a modem and downloads without a cradle. but why would you buy something that charges you each and everytime you want to use it ?

yes people, you have to pay for books, and apparently rss feeds that you download into your Kindle. I know, I knoowwww,,  big ass blackberry without a keyboard; (side-eye)

Please somebody tell me what is so darn dipped in batter and deep fried hot about this new large print version on an I-Phone ?

honesly speaking, I though Steve had just broken on down and made the senior version of the I-Phone.

yes I diddd.. (shakin my own head) okay now please fill me in, cause I thought I was a fairly saavy chica but after seeing this thing, I’m just scratching my head.  hey how do you get that in your purse ? and what kinda sock does it wear when it sleeps ? have mercy,  how do you charge it ? oh I forgot, it charges you. Whoo HA !

I hope they come out with the I-Pad Maxi Soon.. cause I Like to Read Big Books on Heavy Days. yes I said it, yes I did damn betcha I said it.. cause erryoneay’all was thinkin the same damn thang. I’m just game enough to say it.  uh huhh

What’s The Deal With This I-Pad My Peeples ?

Holla @ Me

That Time Of The Month: The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes

Apple’s iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, “Are there any women on Apple’s marketing team?” Answer: Apparently not. (Period.)

From Twitter (for what it’s worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

tjakabon: “It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding.”

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering…

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: “64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model.”

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

(this is my personal favorite) -  andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

By Adam Frucci on twitter

A lot of people at Gizmodo are psyched about the iPad. Not me! My god, am I underwhelmed by it. It has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make buying one the last thing I would want to do. Updated

Big, Ugly Bezel
Have you seen the bezel on this thing?! It’s huge! I know you don’t want to accidentally input a command when your thumb is holding it, but come on.

No Multitasking
This is a backbreaker. If this is supposed to be a replacement for netbooks, how can it possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can’t listen to Pandora while writing a document? I can’t have my Twitter app open at the same time as my browser? I can’t have AIM open at the same time as my email? Are you kidding me? This alone guarantees that I will not buy this product.

No Cameras
No front facing camera is one thing. But no back facing camera either? Why the hell not? I can’t imagine what the downside was for including at least one camera. Could this thing not handle video iChat?

Touch Keyboard
So much for Apple revolutionizing tablet inputs; this is the same big, ugly touchscreen keyboard we’ve seen on other tablets, and unless you’re lying on the couch with your knees propping it up, it’ll be awkward to use.

No HDMI Out
Want to watch those nice HD videos you downloaded from iTunes on your TV? Too damned bad! If you were truly loyal, you’d just buy an AppleTV already.

The Name iPad
Get ready for Maxi pad jokes, and lots of ‘em!

No Flash
No Flash is annoying but not a dealbreaker on the iPhone and iPod Touch. On something that’s supposed to be closer to a netbook or laptop? It will leave huge, gaping holes in websites. I hope you don’t care about streaming video! God knows not many casual internet users do. Oh wait, nevermind, they all do.

Adapters, Adapters, Adapters
So much for those smooth lines. If you want to plug anything into this, such as a digital camera, you need all sorts of ugly adapters. You need an adapter for USB for god’s sake.

Update: Why stop at 8? Here are more things we are discovering that suck about the iPad.

It’s Not Widescreen
Widescreen movies look lousy on this thing thanks to its 4:3 screen, according to Blam, who checked out some of Star Trek on one. It’s like owning a 4:3 TV all over again!

Doesn’t Support T-Mobile 3G
Sure, it’s “unlocked.” But it won’t work on T-Mobile, and it uses microSIMs that literally no one else uses.

A Closed App Ecosystem
The iPad only runs apps from the App Store. The same App Store that is notorious for banning apps for no real reason, such as Google Voice. Sure, netbooks might not have touchscreens, but you can install whatever software you’d like on them. Want to run a different browser on your iPad? Too bad!

Related articles by Zemanta

• The Apple iPad (engadget.com)
• iS that iT? (constantlyfurious.blogspot.com)
• Amazon Kindle App Store Download Terms Restrict Developers (tastyslate.com)
• News Story iPad Price is Compelling, but is it Enough? (daniweb.com)
• Google Reader Lets You Subscribe to Any Page on the Web (mashable.com)
• iPad First Impressions (smarterware.org)

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'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/ Ending uga_preg_callback: Daisy the Curly Cat Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: pod313.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/i-pad-maxi.jpg Start uga_is_url_internal: pod313.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/i-pad-maxi.jpg Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: pod313.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/i-pad-maxi.jpg Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: pod313.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/i-pad-maxi.jpg Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/pod313.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/i-pad-maxi.jpg Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/pod313.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/i-pad-maxi.jpg Ending uga_preg_callback: Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Start uga_is_url_internal: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Ending uga_preg_callback: That Time Of The Month: The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: jezebel.com/5453908/8-reasons-women-should-be-excited-for-apples-ipad Start uga_is_url_internal: jezebel.com/5453908/8-reasons-women-should-be-excited-for-apples-ipad Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/5453908/8-reasons-women-should-be-excited-for-apples-ipad Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/5453908/8-reasons-women-should-be-excited-for-apples-ipad Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/jezebel.com/5453908/8-reasons-women-should-be-excited-for-apples-ipad Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/jezebel.com/5453908/8-reasons-women-should-be-excited-for-apples-ipad Ending uga_preg_callback: Apparently not Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: twitter.com/#search?q=iTampon%20OR%20%23iTampon Start uga_is_url_internal: twitter.com/#search?q=iTampon%20OR%20%23iTampon Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: twitter.com/#search?q=iTampon%20OR%20%23iTampon Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: twitter.com/#search?q=iTampon%20OR%20%23iTampon Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/twitter.com/#search?q=iTampon%20OR%20%23iTampon Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/twitter.com/#search?q=iTampon%20OR%20%23iTampon Ending uga_preg_callback: #iTampon Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: jezebel.com/tag/ipad/ Start uga_is_url_internal: jezebel.com/tag/ipad/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/tag/ipad/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/tag/ipad/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/jezebel.com/tag/ipad/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/jezebel.com/tag/ipad/ Ending uga_preg_callback: #iPad Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: jezebel.com/tag/apple/ Start uga_is_url_internal: jezebel.com/tag/apple/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/tag/apple/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/tag/apple/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/jezebel.com/tag/apple/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/jezebel.com/tag/apple/ Ending uga_preg_callback: #apple Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/IUVu5-a-GU0/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad Start uga_is_url_internal: feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/IUVu5-a-GU0/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/IUVu5-a-GU0/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/IUVu5-a-GU0/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/IUVu5-a-GU0/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/gizmodo/full/%7E3/IUVu5-a-GU0/8-things-that-suck-about-the-ipad Ending uga_preg_callback: 8 Things That Suck About the iPad [Dissenting Opinion] Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/nothanksipad.jpg Start uga_is_url_internal: cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/nothanksipad.jpg Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/nothanksipad.jpg Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/nothanksipad.jpg Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/nothanksipad.jpg Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/nothanksipad.jpg Ending uga_preg_callback: Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458349/apple-ipad-just-tried-to-assassinate-laptops?skyline=true&s=i Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5458349/apple-ipad-just-tried-to-assassinate-laptops?skyline=true&s=i Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458349/apple-ipad-just-tried-to-assassinate-laptops?skyline=true&s=i Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458349/apple-ipad-just-tried-to-assassinate-laptops?skyline=true&s=i Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458349/apple-ipad-just-tried-to-assassinate-laptops?skyline=true&s=i Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458349/apple-ipad-just-tried-to-assassinate-laptops?skyline=true&s=i Ending uga_preg_callback: psyched about the iPad Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458359/apple-ipad-official-pictures/gallery/ Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5458359/apple-ipad-official-pictures/gallery/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458359/apple-ipad-official-pictures/gallery/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458359/apple-ipad-official-pictures/gallery/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458359/apple-ipad-official-pictures/gallery/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458359/apple-ipad-official-pictures/gallery/ Ending uga_preg_callback: seen the bezel Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5446652/how-will-we-type-on-the-apple-tablet Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5446652/how-will-we-type-on-the-apple-tablet Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5446652/how-will-we-type-on-the-apple-tablet Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5446652/how-will-we-type-on-the-apple-tablet Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5446652/how-will-we-type-on-the-apple-tablet Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5446652/how-will-we-type-on-the-apple-tablet Ending uga_preg_callback: Apple revolutionizing tablet inputs Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458397/the-ipads-onscreen-typing-solution-isnt-a-solution-at-all Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5458397/the-ipads-onscreen-typing-solution-isnt-a-solution-at-all Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458397/the-ipads-onscreen-typing-solution-isnt-a-solution-at-all Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458397/the-ipads-onscreen-typing-solution-isnt-a-solution-at-all Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458397/the-ipads-onscreen-typing-solution-isnt-a-solution-at-all Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458397/the-ipads-onscreen-typing-solution-isnt-a-solution-at-all Ending uga_preg_callback: it’ll be awkward to use Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5451997/new-candidate-for-apple-tablet-name-the-ipad Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5451997/new-candidate-for-apple-tablet-name-the-ipad Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5451997/new-candidate-for-apple-tablet-name-the-ipad Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5451997/new-candidate-for-apple-tablet-name-the-ipad Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5451997/new-candidate-for-apple-tablet-name-the-ipad Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5451997/new-candidate-for-apple-tablet-name-the-ipad Ending uga_preg_callback: Maxi pad jokes Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Start uga_is_url_internal: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes Ending uga_preg_callback: lots of ‘em Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458376/apple-ipads-myriad-optional-dongles-usb-sd-ac-bbq Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5458376/apple-ipads-myriad-optional-dongles-usb-sd-ac-bbq Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458376/apple-ipads-myriad-optional-dongles-usb-sd-ac-bbq Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458376/apple-ipads-myriad-optional-dongles-usb-sd-ac-bbq Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458376/apple-ipads-myriad-optional-dongles-usb-sd-ac-bbq Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458376/apple-ipads-myriad-optional-dongles-usb-sd-ac-bbq Ending uga_preg_callback: ugly adapters Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458423/unlocked-or-not-your-ipad-wont-be-able-to-use-t+mobiles-3g-network Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5458423/unlocked-or-not-your-ipad-wont-be-able-to-use-t+mobiles-3g-network Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458423/unlocked-or-not-your-ipad-wont-be-able-to-use-t+mobiles-3g-network Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5458423/unlocked-or-not-your-ipad-wont-be-able-to-use-t+mobiles-3g-network Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458423/unlocked-or-not-your-ipad-wont-be-able-to-use-t+mobiles-3g-network Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5458423/unlocked-or-not-your-ipad-wont-be-able-to-use-t+mobiles-3g-network Ending uga_preg_callback: won’t work on T-Mobile Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: i.gizmodo.com/5362635/google-apples-a-liar-did-reject-google-voice-iphone-app Start uga_is_url_internal: i.gizmodo.com/5362635/google-apples-a-liar-did-reject-google-voice-iphone-app Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5362635/google-apples-a-liar-did-reject-google-voice-iphone-app Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: i.gizmodo.com/5362635/google-apples-a-liar-did-reject-google-voice-iphone-app Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5362635/google-apples-a-liar-did-reject-google-voice-iphone-app Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/i.gizmodo.com/5362635/google-apples-a-liar-did-reject-google-voice-iphone-app Ending uga_preg_callback: Google Voice Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad Start uga_is_url_internal: www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/www.defectivebydesign.org/ipad Ending uga_preg_callback: whatever software you’d like Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/the-apple-ipad/ Start uga_is_url_internal: www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/the-apple-ipad/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/the-apple-ipad/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/the-apple-ipad/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/the-apple-ipad/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/the-apple-ipad/ Ending uga_preg_callback: The Apple iPad Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-that-it.html Start uga_is_url_internal: constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-that-it.html Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-that-it.html Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-that-it.html Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-that-it.html Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-that-it.html Ending uga_preg_callback: iS that iT? Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: tastyslate.com/2010/01/22/amazon-kindle-app-store-download-terms-restrict-developers/ Start uga_is_url_internal: tastyslate.com/2010/01/22/amazon-kindle-app-store-download-terms-restrict-developers/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: tastyslate.com/2010/01/22/amazon-kindle-app-store-download-terms-restrict-developers/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: tastyslate.com/2010/01/22/amazon-kindle-app-store-download-terms-restrict-developers/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/tastyslate.com/2010/01/22/amazon-kindle-app-store-download-terms-restrict-developers/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/tastyslate.com/2010/01/22/amazon-kindle-app-store-download-terms-restrict-developers/ Ending uga_preg_callback: Amazon Kindle App Store Download Terms Restrict Developers Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: www.daniweb.com/news/story255860.html Start uga_is_url_internal: www.daniweb.com/news/story255860.html Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: www.daniweb.com/news/story255860.html Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: www.daniweb.com/news/story255860.html Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/www.daniweb.com/news/story255860.html Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/www.daniweb.com/news/story255860.html Ending uga_preg_callback: News Story iPad Price is Compelling, but is it Enough? Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: mashable.com/2010/01/25/google-reader-custom-feeds/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Mashable+%2528Mashable%2529 Start uga_is_url_internal: mashable.com/2010/01/25/google-reader-custom-feeds/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Mashable+%2528Mashable%2529 Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: mashable.com/2010/01/25/google-reader-custom-feeds/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Mashable+%2528Mashable%2529 Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: mashable.com/2010/01/25/google-reader-custom-feeds/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Mashable+%2528Mashable%2529 Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/mashable.com/2010/01/25/google-reader-custom-feeds/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Mashable+%2528Mashable%2529 Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/mashable.com/2010/01/25/google-reader-custom-feeds/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Mashable+%2528Mashable%2529 Ending uga_preg_callback: Google Reader Lets You Subscribe to Any Page on the Web Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: smarterware.org/4922/ipad-first-impressions Start uga_is_url_internal: smarterware.org/4922/ipad-first-impressions Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 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wait no, wait, no; what ? whatever..

that’s how I felt everytime I heard people on the tech news casts talking about the new apple I-Pad.

honestly speaking Ladies, you know what I thought ? honestly I thought steve had just broken down and laid it on the altar. Have Mercy. I digress;

well anyway like everybody else I had the golden fortune to be smack in the middle of one of my nightly rituals; reading my 12 thousand rss feeds and booyah ! the fricken I-Pad was right thurrr.. yupppp rite thurrr.

The iPad – watch more funny videos

now don’t take my word for it, but I think most of us Have This Thing Already. so why would you pay $500.00 + dollars for this large print version of an I-Phone that thinks it a Kindle with an invisible credit card slot.

I am asking two people specifically to answer me why you’d get this because I know they have Kindles – Staci of Just Bloggled; and Abby of Daisy the Curly Cat and Harley Too.

You Gals have this Kindle thingy and apparently you like it since you put it on your blogs to talk about it. I don’t have one.  what I do have is a handheld sony clie that I can download my stuff to anytime I want;  toss that sucker into my purse and move out. it also takes pics, and makes movies,  plays soundfiles, podcasts; and all kinda stuff on it’s lil harddrive. which powers those fabu magic gate cards I can pop in at will.  I use that baby pc if I don’t want to look at it live on my smartphone; like when I’m in court, or on a plane.

now Ladies, don’t get me wrong -  I understand yours has a modem and downloads without a cradle. but why would you buy something that charges you each and everytime you want to use it ?

yes people, you have to pay for books, and apparently rss feeds that you download into your Kindle. I know, I knoowwww,,  big ass blackberry without a keyboard; (side-eye)

Please somebody tell me what is so darn dipped in batter and deep fried hot about this new large print version on an I-Phone ?

honesly speaking, I though Steve had just broken on down and made the senior version of the I-Phone.

yes I diddd.. (shakin my own head) okay now please fill me in, cause I thought I was a fairly saavy chica but after seeing this thing, I’m just scratching my head.  hey how do you get that in your purse ? and what kinda sock does it wear when it sleeps ? have mercy,  how do you charge it ? oh I forgot, it charges you. Whoo HA !

I hope they come out with the I-Pad Maxi Soon.. cause I Like to Read Big Books on Heavy Days. yes I said it, yes I did damn betcha I said it.. cause erryoneay’all was thinkin the same damn thang. I’m just game enough to say it.  uh huhh

What’s The Deal With This I-Pad My Peeples ?

Holla @ Me

That Time Of The Month: The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes

Apple’s iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, “Are there any women on Apple’s marketing team?” Answer: Apparently not. (Period.)

From Twitter (for what it’s worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

tjakabon: “It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding.”

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering…

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: “64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model.”

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

(this is my personal favorite) -  andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

8 Things That Suck About the iPad [Dissenting Opinion]

By Adam Frucci on twitter

A lot of people at Gizmodo are psyched about the iPad. Not me! My god, am I underwhelmed by it. It has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make buying one the last thing I would want to do. Updated

Big, Ugly Bezel
Have you seen the bezel on this thing?! It’s huge! I know you don’t want to accidentally input a command when your thumb is holding it, but come on.

No Multitasking
This is a backbreaker. If this is supposed to be a replacement for netbooks, how can it possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can’t listen to Pandora while writing a document? I can’t have my Twitter app open at the same time as my browser? I can’t have AIM open at the same time as my email? Are you kidding me? This alone guarantees that I will not buy this product.

No Cameras
No front facing camera is one thing. But no back facing camera either? Why the hell not? I can’t imagine what the downside was for including at least one camera. Could this thing not handle video iChat?

Touch Keyboard
So much for Apple revolutionizing tablet inputs; this is the same big, ugly touchscreen keyboard we’ve seen on other tablets, and unless you’re lying on the couch with your knees propping it up, it’ll be awkward to use.

No HDMI Out
Want to watch those nice HD videos you downloaded from iTunes on your TV? Too damned bad! If you were truly loyal, you’d just buy an AppleTV already.

The Name iPad
Get ready for Maxi pad jokes, and lots of ‘em!

No Flash
No Flash is annoying but not a dealbreaker on the iPhone and iPod Touch. On something that’s supposed to be closer to a netbook or laptop? It will leave huge, gaping holes in websites. I hope you don’t care about streaming video! God knows not many casual internet users do. Oh wait, nevermind, they all do.

Adapters, Adapters, Adapters
So much for those smooth lines. If you want to plug anything into this, such as a digital camera, you need all sorts of ugly adapters. You need an adapter for USB for god’s sake.

Update: Why stop at 8? Here are more things we are discovering that suck about the iPad.

It’s Not Widescreen
Widescreen movies look lousy on this thing thanks to its 4:3 screen, according to Blam, who checked out some of Star Trek on one. It’s like owning a 4:3 TV all over again!

Doesn’t Support T-Mobile 3G
Sure, it’s “unlocked.” But it won’t work on T-Mobile, and it uses microSIMs that literally no one else uses.

A Closed App Ecosystem
The iPad only runs apps from the App Store. The same App Store that is notorious for banning apps for no real reason, such as Google Voice. Sure, netbooks might not have touchscreens, but you can install whatever software you’d like on them. Want to run a different browser on your iPad? Too bad!

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Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_is_url_internal: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: badgals-radio.com/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/badgals-radio.com/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/badgals-radio.com/ Ending uga_preg_callback: Ausetkmt Ending uga_filter: Ausetkmt Start uga_filter: Ausetkmt Start uga_in_feed Ending uga_in_feed: Start uga_track_user Start uga_get_option: ignore_users uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: ignore_users (1) Start uga_get_option: max_user_level uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: max_user_level (8) Tracking user with level Ending uga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_is_url_internal: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: badgals-radio.com/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/badgals-radio.com/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/badgals-radio.com/ Ending uga_preg_callback: Ausetkmt Ending uga_filter: Ausetkmt Start uga_filter: Ausetkmt Start uga_in_feed Ending uga_in_feed: Start uga_track_user Start uga_get_option: ignore_users uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: ignore_users (1) Start uga_get_option: max_user_level uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: max_user_level (8) Tracking user with level Ending uga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Start uga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start uga_track_full_url: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_is_url_internal: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_get_option: internal_domains uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: internal_domains (http://pod313.com/) Checking hostname http://pod313.com/ Ending uga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start uga_track_external_url: badgals-radio.com/ Start uga_get_option: track_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: track_ext_links (1) Tracking external links enabled Start uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: prefix_ext_links (/outgoing/) Ending uga_track_external_url: badgals-radio.com/ Ending uga_track_full_url: /outgoing/badgals-radio.com/ Adding onclick attribute for /outgoing/badgals-radio.com/ Ending uga_preg_callback: Ausetkmt Ending uga_filter: Ausetkmt Start uga_filter: Staci_at_JustBloggled Start uga_in_feed Ending uga_in_feed: Start uga_track_user Start uga_get_option: ignore_users uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: ignore_users (1) Start uga_get_option: max_user_level uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: max_user_level (8) Tracking user with level Ending uga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Ending uga_filter: Staci_at_JustBloggled Start uga_wp_footer_track: Start uga_get_tracker Start uga_in_feed Ending uga_in_feed: Start uga_track_user Start uga_get_option: ignore_users uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: ignore_users (1) Start uga_get_option: max_user_level uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: max_user_level (8) Tracking user with level Ending uga_track_user: 1 Start uga_get_option: account_id uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: account_id (UA-1820426-3) Ending uga_get_tracker: Start uga_insert_html_once: footer, Footer hooked: HTML inserted: Location is FOOTER Inserting HTML End uga_insert_html Ending uga_wp_footer_track: Start uga_shutdown Start uga_in_feed Ending uga_in_feed: Start uga_track_user Start uga_get_option: ignore_users uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: ignore_users (1) Start uga_get_option: max_user_level uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: max_user_level (8) Tracking user with level Ending uga_track_user: 1 Footer hook was executed Start uga_get_option: footer_hooked uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: footer_hooked (1) Start uga_get_option: debug uga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'http://pod313.com/', 'account_id' => 'UA-1820426-3', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => true, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => true, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/outgoing/', 'track_files' => true, 'prefix_file_links' => '/downloads/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc', 'track_mail_links' => true, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => '1.6.0', 'advanced_config' => true, ) Ending uga_get_option: debug (1) -->